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| This is a transcribed copy of The Sisters. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. | |
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Act 1[]
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| Speaker | Dialogue |
| INTERIOR: 6151 RICHMOND STREET, NIGHT. SOPHIA is sitting in the living room, knitting. As she hears the key turn in the lock, she sets down her knitting and turns off the light. DOROTHY enters the house. | |
| DOROTHY | Hi, Ma. |
| SOPHIA | (sighs sadly) |
| DOROTHY walks past SOPHIA. | |
Act 2[]
| ACT 2 | |
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| Speaker | Dialogue |
| TBA | To be added. |
- Sophia: Angela?
- Angela: (sarcastically) No, Gina Lollobrigida.
- Blanche: Did you get them talking?
- Dorothy: Nope. I've just spent a half-hour out in the hall talking to two closed doors.
- Rose: Don't feel bad, Dorothy. Sometimes, when I'm upset, I talk to the little pigs on my shower curtain.
- Rose: Girls, there is only one way we're gonna solve this problem. We have to find out what Sophia and Angela are about and then force them to sit down and settle it. It's like that old Scandinavian saying: You can let two angry mackerel fight it out in a purse, but don't ever plan on carrying that purse to a formal affair.
- Dorothy: (trying to convince Angela to make up with Sophia) Do it for your favorite niece.
- Angela: What's your cousin Graciella got to do with this.
- Angela: Why should I apologize?
- Sophia: I'll tell you why. Because you're nothing but a backstabbing Judas with sensible shoes!
- Angela: Oh, yeah, well you know what you are? You're a two-lira tramp with cheap bridgework!
- Sophia: May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!
- Angela: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! (looks at Sophia's legs) You should be so lucky.
- Sophia: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!
- Angela: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!
- Sophia: That's it! Come back here and say that to my face!
- Dorothy: When I was a little girl, there were two people I admired more than anyone else in the world: my mother and my favorite aunt. And now the two of you are at each other's throats and it's breaking my heart. So my mother kissed your husband at some Christmas party, what does that matter now? (to Sophia) You realize this may be the last time you see each other ever? Is this the way you want things left between you?
- Sophia: Wait a minute. Are you referring to Francesca Regusso's Christmas party back in '55?
- Angela: Yes. The one where you kissed my Carmine.
- Sophia: What? I never kissed Carmine! You never even kissed Carmine!
- Angela: I remember it like it was yesterday. You were in a green satin dress and a fringed shawl which you did everything but sleep in.
- Sophia: You're crazy! I wasn't wearing the fringed shawl that night. I lent it to Maria Venestro.
- Angela: Who?
- Sophia: Maria, the one with the huge breasts? Remember after the band left there was no entertainment so all the men pitched pennies into her cleavage? She walked off with $19 of my husband's hard-earned money. She was the one wearing the fringed shawl!
- Angela: Are you trying to tell me it was Maria who came onto my Carmine?
- Sophia: Him and every other male in the room.
- Angela: So why am I mad at you?
- Sophia: You're not, I'm mad at you! You betrayed me!
- Angela: You're out of your mind! I never betrayed anybody in my life.
- Sophia: Bull. You told everyone at the party Salvadore de Milo tried to kiss me.
- Angela: I never told a soul.
- Sophia: Nobody else knew but you. We were alone in the kitchen when I spilled my guts out.
- Angela: We weren't alone! Vinnie Giomallo was drunk under the table.
- Sophia: What are you talking about?
- Angela: I can't believe you don't remember! He threw up on your shoe!
- Sophia: That was Vinnie?
- Angela: He must have overheard everything. He's the one who blabbed your secret.
- Sophia: Then you never betrayed me?
- Angela: Of course not, you're my sister.
- Sophia: Angela.
- Angela: Sophia
(Angela and Sophia hug)
- Dorothy: I don't believe this!
- Blanche: It think it's sweet.
- Rose: I think I'm going to cry!
- Dorothy: I think they should both be committed!
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| Season 1 | The Engagement • Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding • Rose the Prude • Transplant • The Triangle • On Golden Girls • The Competition • Break-In • Blanche and the Younger Man • The Heart Attack • The Return of Dorothy's Ex • The Custody Battle • A Little Romance • That Was No Lady • In a Bed of Rose's • The Truth Will Out • Nice and Easy • The Operation • Second Motherhood • Adult Education • The Flu • Job Hunting • Blind Ambitions • Big Daddy • The Way We Met |
| Season 2 | End of the Curse • Ladies of the Evening • Take Him, He's Mine • It's a MIserable Life • Isn't It Romantic • Big Daddy's Little Lady • Family Affair • Vacation • Joust Between Friends • Love, Rose • 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas • The Sisters • The Stan who Came to Dinner • The Actor • Before and After • And Then There Was One • Bedtime Story • Forgive Me Father • Long Day's Journey into Marinara • Whose Face is This, Anyway? • Dorothy's Prized Pupil • Diamond in the Rough • Son-in-Law Dearest • To Catch a Neighbor • A Piece of Cake • Empty Nests |
| Season 3 | Old Friends • One for the Money • Bringing Up Baby • The Housekeeper • Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself • Letters to Gorbachev • Strange Bedfellows • Brotherly Love • A Visit from Little Sven • The Audit • Three on a Couch • Charlie's Buddy • The Artist • Blanche's Little Girl • Dorothy's New Friend • Grab That Dough • My Brother, My Father • Golden Moments, Part I • Golden Moments, Part 2 • And Ma Makes Three • Larceny and Old Lace • Rose's Big Adventure • Mixed Blessings • Mister Terrific • Mother's Day |
| Season 4 | Yes, We Have No Havanas • The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo • The One That Got Away • Yokel YHero • Bang the Drum, Stanley • Sophia's Wedding, Part 1 • Sophia's Wedding, Part 2 • Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket • Scared Straight • Stan Takes A Wife • The Auction • Blind Date • The Impotence of Being Ernest • Love Me Tender • Valentine's Day • Two Rode Together • You Gotta Have Hope • Fiddler on the Ropes • Till Death Do We Volley • High Anxiety • Little Sister • Sophia's Choice • Rites of Spring • Foreign Exchange • We're Outta Here, Part 1 • We're Outta Here, Part 1 |
| Season 5 | Sick and Tired, Part 1 • Sick and Tired, Part 2 The Accurate Conception • Rose Fights Back • Love Under the Big Top • Dancing in the Dark • Not Another Monday • That Old Feeling • Comedy of Errors • All That Jazz • Ebb Tide • Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas • Blind Date • Mary Has A Little Lamb • Triple Play • CLinton Avenue Memoirs • Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom • An Illegitimate Concer • 72 HOurs • Twice In A Lifetime • Sisters and Other Strangers • Cheaters • The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present • All Bets Are Off • The President's Coming! The President's Coming!, Part 1 • The President's Coming! The President's Coming!, Part 2 |
| Season 6 | Blanche Delivers • Once, In St. Olaf • If At Last You Do Succeed • Snap Out Of It • Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy • Feelings • Zborn Again • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? • Mrs. George Devereaux • Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die • Stand By Your Man • Ebbtide's Revenge • The Bloom Is Off the Rose • Sisters of the Bride • Miles to Go • There Goes the Bride, Part 1 • There Goes the Bride, Part 2 • Older and Wiser • Melodrama • Even Grandmas Get the Blues • Witness • What A Difference A Date Makes • Love for Sale • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 1 • Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 2 • Henny Penny — Straight, No Chaser |
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