"It's like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy."
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The Check Isn't in The Mail is the second episode of the first season of Empty Nest and the second episode overall. Directed by Hal Cooper and written by Gary Jacobs, it aired on NBC-TV on October 22nd, 1988.
Carol gets all dolled up for a date with her contemptible ex-husband, only to learn he wanted to give her the last alimony check in person. Harry thinks Dreyfuss may be sick.
“The check is in the mail” is usually a delaying tactic used by those who have not mailed a check, but are bluffing and blaming the postal service for not delivering a payment in a timely manner.
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