"The Artist"
Season # 3, Episode # 13
# overall in series
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Series: Unknown
Air date 19 December 1987
Network/Country: Unknown
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Production code: Unknown
Written by: Christipher Lloyd
Directed by: Terry Hughes
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Dorothy,Blanche and Rose each secretly pose nude for a Hungarian sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show at the museum.Meanwhile,Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

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  • Episode number - 64
  • Production code - 065
  • The background shot during the closing credits features Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche on the couch looking on at Laszlo (off-screen) as he compares sex and artistry.


  • Blanche: Dorothy, there it is. The statue.
  • Dorothy: Oh, this is so exciting!
  • Blanche: I can't wait to hear that crowd gasp, when they lift up the sheet and see me there.
  • Dorothy: I think you'd be used to that by now Blanche.

  • Sophia: Who's Laszlo?
  • Rose: He's a Hungarian sculptor we've all been posing nude for.
  • Sophia: (looking chagrined) In the future, a simple "none of your business, Sophia" will suffice!