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Pilot is the first episode of the first season of Empty Nest and the first episode overall. Directed by Jay Sandrich and written by Susan Harris, it premiered on NBC-TV on October 8th, 1988.

Summary[]

Eighteen months after the death of his wife, pediatrician Harry Weston is shocked when a lady friend informs him that their weekly meals together are actually dates. He's shocked even further when she proposes to him at their next meal, and conflicting advice from his daughters don't seem to help the matter.

Plot[]

On a fine Miami morning, Harry Weston comes downstairs to go through Dreyfuss's morning routine. However, Dreyfuss refuses to go outside to use the bathroom, and refuses to eat the food Harry gives him. The exasperated Harry exclaims that because his late wife, Libby, is no longer with them, Dreyfuss won't be getting lamb chops for breakfast anymore, lamenting that Libby spoiled their dog rotten. Harry then gets a call from his daughter Emily in New York, asking him advice on what she should wear to the opera later that night. Harry doesn't know how to answer her question, but promises he'll ask around and find out for her. Harry hangs up and asks Dreyfuss what he thinks a nineteen year-old girl would wear to the opera. As Dreyfuss lays on the floor, Harry wonders if Dreyfuss was ever a morning person.

At the Community Medical Center, Harry takes care of a young boy named Rocco, who had swallowed his mother's sapphire and diamond ring. Mrs. Fogal continuously interrupts Harry while he's trying to talk to Rocco, speaking for her son rather than letting him speak and insisting that he needs to get the ring out because she has a function that night. Harry eventually gets to explain that Mrs. Fogal will get the ring back when Rocco has a bowel movement, and the woman demands to know how long that will take to happen. Harry shoos Mrs. Fogal out of the room so he can talk to Rocco one-on-one. When Mrs. Fogal is gone, Harry makes sure Rocco is feeling better and gives him his home number in case he needs to talk to a grown-up. Laverne enters the room to get Harry to move on to his next patient, revealing that they're very behind in their workload that day. As Laverne goes to get the next patient, Harry asks her what she'd wear to the opera. Laverne replies that since she's from Arkansas, she doesn't know.

While Laverne prepares Harry's next patient, virologistEva Barrett comes by the front desk to say hello. Harry asks Eva what she'd wear to the opera, to which Eva replies she doesn't go and asks if they still have a date tonight. Harry is confused, saying that he doesn't date as his wife has just died. Eva reminds him that they've been having dinner together every Friday for the past year, and asks what that is if it isn't dating. Harry replies that they've just been eating and talking, to which Laverne replies that it sounds like dating to her. Trying to help Harry come around, Eva reminds him that Libby died over a year ago, and all Eva wants to know is if they're still going to eat together that night. Much to his apprehension, Harry agrees.

Harry returns that evening to his daughter Carol restocking his fridge with healthy foods. Harry asks her what she'd wear to the opera, and Carol replies she doesn't know -- as her ex-husband's idea of a night out was not with her. She offers to have Harry over for dinner that night, but Harry declines as he has a date with Eva. Carol is shocked to hear that he has a date so soon after Libby's death, and insists that Eva was flirting with Harry at Libby's funeral. Harry follows Carol as she storms into the living room, and tells her that aside from his daughters, Eva is the only living person in his life that doesn't drink from a toilet. Carol relents as long as they're friends, and Harry asks her how she's been doing dating. Carol sarcastically exclaims that she loves it.

Charley enters the house, prompting Carol to start packing up to leave, and expresses discontent at the contents of Harry's fridge. He says he doesn't eat anything green but gum, and Carol mutters that Charley will eat anything that's free. Charley starts to tell Carol she has a personality problem, but stops himself before he can finish his sentence. Carol insists that he finish, saying he can't hurt her, and Charley laughs at her statement. He then proceeds to insult her, saying that if she hadn't been the way she was, maybe her ex-husband wouldn't have left her for "that adorable blonde" Rita, adding that he loved Rita's body so much that he wanted to pray to it. Carol kisses Harry goodbye, and tells Charley that she hopes he sinks on his next voyage.

At his dinner with Eva, Harry tries to deflect questions from Eva about their relationship. Eva asks him if they should get married, shocking Harry once again. She tells him that they've been together for a year, and she wants an answer by Monday, lest she break things off with him. Harry is baffled that she's so willing to break off their friendship so easily, and Eva tells him that if he isn't willing to commit to her, she needs to move on with her life. He remarks that in the year they've been "dating", they haven't made love or even kissed, to which Eva grabs him and kisses him.

The next morning, Harry's second daughter, Barbara, has brought over doughnuts for breakfast. Harry exclaims that he'd been calling her for two days with now answer, and Barbara apologizes as she was on a stakeout. Harry laments the fact that his daughter is a policewoman, asking her why she wanted to do this. Barbara insists that she wanted to help people, and she's able to do that as a cop.[1]

Tall Tales[]

Tales from Hickory[]

When Harry is in disbelief at having been "dating" Eva, Laverne remarks that in Hickory, they didn't have dating. Instead, you washed your hair every Saturday night and married your cousin when you turned fourteen.

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

Guest Stars[]

  • Grace Zabriskie as Eva Barrett
  • Victor DiMattia as Rocco Fogal
  • Robin Pearson Rose as Mrs. Fogal

Notes[]

Production[]

  • Grace Zabriske appears in the final episode as Laverne's mother.
  • At the beginning of the episode, Harry speaks to his daughter Emily over the phone, establishing that there are three Weston daughters. For the first four seasons, Emily was an off-screen character, who was talked about often but never seen. Producers created Emily with the notion that if Kristy McNichol or Dinah Manoff ever planned on leaving the show, they could bring in another Weston sister that had already been established with the audience. In Season 5, Kristy McNichol left the series for health reasons, and the show brought Emily in to take Barbara's place. However, Emily never caught on with the audience, and after only half a season Emily left and was an off-screen character for the rest of the series.

Goofs[]

  • Harry fills Dreyfuss's bowl with food. When Harry sets Dreyfuss's the bowl down on the floor, the bowl is empty.

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List of Empty Nest episodes
Season 1 PilotThe Check Isn't in the MailBarbara Gets A ShotFatal AttractionFather of the BrideHarry's VacationTinker to Evers to TucsonWhat's a Father to Do?Harry's FriendLibby's GiftThe First Time, AgainFull NestHere's a Howdy-DoStrange BedfellowsTears of a ClownBlame It on the MoonDumpedThe More Things ChangeMan of the YearCyrano de WestonMy Sister, My FriendA Life in the Day
Season 2 SettlingHarry Snubs LaverneOn The Interpretation of DreamsBetween a Cop and a Hard PlaceJust You and My KidRambo of Neiman MarcusYou Are 16 Going on 17 and I'm NotThe R.N. Who Came to DinnerGreen Eggs and HarryOverdue for a JobA Christmas StoryA Change of HeartHarry's ChoiceComplainin' in the RainM.D., P.O.V.Everything But LoveTimingIt Happened Two Nights, Four Costume ChangesLove Is BlindGoodbye, Mr. DietzLessonsTake My Mom, PleaseDid You Ever See a Dream Dying?Still Growing After All These Years
Season 3 A Flaw Is BornHarry's Excellent AdventureThere's No AccountingBarbara the MomThe Tortoise and The HarryMad About the BoyHoney, I Shrunk LaverneThe Boy Next DoorA Family AffairSomeone to Watch Over MeHarry Knows BestWhenever I Feel AfraidA Shot in the DarkSucking Up Is Hard to DoThe Man That Got AwayThe MentorThe Dog Who Knew Too MuchGuess Who's Coming to Dinner?All About HarryDrive, He SaidThe Last Temptation of LaverneWhat's Eating You?The CruiseThe Way We Are
Season 4 50 Million Men and a BabyAlmost Like Being in LoveHer Cheatin' HeartFood for ThoughtHarry's Got A GunThe Dreyfuss AffairCountry WestonWindyTalk, Talk, TalkLonely Are The BraveIf You Knew Andy Like I Know...My Nurse Is Back and There's Gonna Be Trouble...The Son of a PreachermanEx-AppealThe Great EscapeThe MismatchmakerThe Return of Aunt SusanThe Unimportance of Being CharleySayonaraDr. Weston and Mr. HydeCharley for PresidentGood Neighbor HarryFinal AnalysisRoots
Season 5 Why Do Fools Fall in Love?Take My Garage, PleaseR.N. on the Rebound...Or Forever Hold Your PeaceThe Boomerang AffairCruel and Unusual PunishmentIt's Not Easy Being GreenDirty HarryTiming Is EverythingThanksgiving at the WestonsThe Body BeautifulOverboardEmilyThe StingThe Fracas in VegasPardon My FlashbackDog Day AfternoonMore to LoveMy Dad, My DoctorLove and MarriageThe All-American Boy - Not!Two for the RoadAunt Verne Knows BestMy Mother, My SelfCharley to the RescueSurprise! Surprise!
Season 6 When The Rooster DiesBye-Bye Baby...Hello, Part 1Bye-Bye Baby...Hello, Part 2Mama Todd, The SequelMom's the WordDiary of a Mad HousewifeMother DearestNo Volunteers, PleaseDas BoobThe Girl Who Cried BabySuperbabyRead All About ItLove a la ModeWhat's A Mother to Do?GesundheitUnder the GunBrotherly ShoveThe Ballad of Shady PinesHog HeavenCharley's MillionsHalf That JazzThe Devil and Dr. WestonA Foreign AffairLordy, Lordy, LandlordyAbsence Makes the Nurse Grow WeirderBest Friends
Season 7 Let's Give Them Something to Talk AboutMrs. Clinton Comes to TownJust for LaughsThe Woman Who Came to DitherCarol Gets a RaiseThe Courtship of Carol's FatherThe Tinker GrantWould You Believe...Partly Cloudy with a Chance of PainSingle White MaleDear Aunt MarthaGoodbye, CharleyFamily PracticeGrandma, What Big Eyes You HaveFeelings, Whoa Whoa Whoa, FeelingsAnd Kevin Makes ThreeHarry Weston: Man's Best FriendThe Ex-FilesStand By Your ManLife Goes On, Part 1Life Goes On, Part 2My Pal Valy-ValRemembrance of Clips Past

References[]

  1. Empty Nest, Season 1, Episode 1, “Pilot”. Harris, Susan (writer) & Sandrich, Jay (director) (October 8th, 1988)
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