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"It's like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy."

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Not Another Monday is the seventh episode of the fifth season of The Golden Girls and the one-hundred and ninth episode overall. Directed by Terry Hughes and written by Gail Parent, it premiered on NBC-TV on November 11th, 1989.

Summary[]

Sophia's friend Martha wants to commit suicide and she wants Sophia there to hold her hand. Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy become singing nursemaids to a sick baby that they are taking care of for the weekend.

Plot[]

The show opens with Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy preparing to babysit the Lillestrand's baby for the night as the parents were preparing for a weekend camping trip. Sophia returns home with her friend, Martha, from another friend's funeral. Martha, distraught and upset, invites Sophia out to dinner that night. While at dinner that night, Martha begins eating and drinking all she wants then reveals to Sophia that she plans to commit suicide and that she wants Sophia there with her when she does it. Sophia tries to understand why Martha would want to end her life and tries talking her out of it, but Martha is content with her decision. Martha talks about how scared she is of dying in pain and alone and would rather have control over the situation. She says she is going to do it whether Sophia is with her or not, essentially giving Sophia the ultimatum of being with her friend when she dies or letting her die alone.

Back at the house, the girls find out that the baby, Francis Lillestrand, has a high fever of 103.2 F. They call Harry Weston, the baby's pediatrician, over to the house, though not without Blanche attempting to hopelessly flirt with him. The doctor gives the baby some medicine that must be given to him every two ours. After the doctor leaves, the baby refuses to fall asleep so the girls sing their rendition of "Mr. Sandman" to the baby until he falls asleep. Their singing wakes Sophia and she brings the girls into the kitchen to tell them about a nightmare she had where her uncle warns her that if she does a certain thing, then she won't get into heaven. Sophia then reveals to the girls Martha's plan and how she wants her there when it happens. Dorothy is shocked that her mother is thinking about actually being there when she does it. Sophia justifies it by saying that it's not about whether she agrees with it, it's about whether she can be there for her. Dorothy counters by stating her worry for her mother and the effect that seeing Martha dead would have on her. Rose tries to scare her into not going by telling one of her St. Olaf stories and Dorothy forbids her mother from going but regardless, Sophia goes to Martha's apartment.

At Martha's apartment, Sophia tries to convince her not to commit suicide, but Martha is still content with her decision. She begins gifting Sophia the jewelry she had purchased that day. As Martha opens the pill bottle, Sophia quickly begins reminiscing about how they met in their shared hospital room and how they couldn't wait to get out because of how much they wanted to live. Martha says she does not have as much to live for as Sophia does since she does not have as much support as Sophia does. Sophia begins extending comfort by telling Martha that she can come over whenever and they can always talk. The two begin crying and Sophia successfully talks Martha out of suicide by telling her how much of a big decision this is with no way to turn back after it's done. The two declare each other best friends and Sophia asks that instead of having her there for her death, let her be there for her life.

Back at the house, the girls finally have the baby under control. Sophia comes in and lets the girls know that Martha is alright. The Lillestrands ring the doorbell but before Dorothy takes the child out to his parents, Sophia asks if she can have a moment with him. Sophia then gives a few quick words to the child about the preciousness of life, despite its rocky moments.[1]

Tall Tales[]

Back in St. Olaf...[]

Rose tells Sophia about Gunilla Ulfstader, St. Olaf's very own "angel of death".

Cast[]

Main Cast[]

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Production[]

  • Geraldine Fitzgerald previously appeared in Season 3's "Mother's Day" as Anna Egerman.[2]

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Season 1 The EngagementGuess Who's Coming to the WeddingRose the PrudeTransplantThe TriangleOn Golden GirlsThe CompetitionBreak-InBlanche and the Younger ManThe Heart AttackThe Return of Dorothy's ExThe Custody BattleA Little RomanceThat Was No LadyIn a Bed of Rose'sThe Truth Will OutNice and EasyThe OperationSecond MotherhoodAdult EducationThe FluJob HuntingBlind AmbitionsBig DaddyThe Way We Met
Season 2 End of the CurseLadies of the EveningTake Him, He's MineIt's a Miserable LifeIsn't It RomanticBig Daddy's Little LadyFamily AffairVacationJoust Between FriendsLove, Rose'Twas The Nightmare Before ChristmasThe SistersThe Stan Who Came to DinnerThe ActorBefore and AfterAnd Then There Was OneBedtime StoryForgive Me, FatherLong Day's Journey into MarinaraWhose Face is This, Anyway?Dorothy's Prized PupilDiamond in the RoughSon-in-Law DearestTo Catch a NeighborA Piece of CakeEmpty Nests
Season 3 Old FriendsOne for the MoneyBringing Up BabyThe HousekeeperNothing to Fear But Fear ItselfLetter to GorbachevStrange BedfellowsBrotherly LoveA Visit from Little SvenThe AuditThree on a CouchCharlie's BuddyThe ArtistBlanche's Little GirlDorothy's New FriendGrab That DoughMy Brother, My FatherGolden Moments, Part 1Golden Moments, Part 2And Ma Makes ThreeLarceny and Old LaceRose's Big AdventureMixed BlessingsMister TerrificMother's Day
Season 4 Yes, We Have No HavanasThe Days and Nights of Sophia PetrilloThe One That Got AwayYokel HeroBang the Drum, StanleySophia's Wedding, Part 1Sophia's Wedding, Part 2Brother, Can You Spare That JacketScared StraightStan Takes a WifeThe AuctionBlind DateThe Impotence of Being ErnestLove Me TenderValentine's DayTwo Rode TogetherYou Gotta Have HopeFiddler On the RopesTill Death Do We VolleyHigh AnxietyLittle SisterSophia's ChoiceRites of SpringForeign ExchangeWe're Outta Here, Part 1We're Outta Here, Part 2
Season 5 Sick and Tired, Part 1Sick and Tired, Part 2The Accurate ConceptionRose Fights BackLove Under the Big TopDancing in the DarkNot Another MondayThat Old FeelingComedy of ErrorsAll That JazzEbb TideHave Yourself a Very Little ChristmasMary Has a Little LambTriple PlayClinton Avenue MemoirsLike the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-TomAn Illegitimate Concern72 HoursTwice In a LifetimeSisters and Other StrangersCheatersThe Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding PresentAll Bets Are OffThe President's Coming! The President's Coming!, Part 1The President's Coming! The President's Coming!, Part 2
Season 6 Blanche DeliversOnce, In St. OlafIf At Last You Do SucceedSnap Out Of ItWham, Bam, Thank You MammyFeelingsZborn AgainHow Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?Mrs. George DevereauxGirls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They DieStand By Your ManEbbtide's RevengeThe Bloom Is Off the RoseSisters of the BrideMiles to GoThere Goes the Bride, Part 1There Goes the Bride, Part 2Older and WiserMelodramaEven Grandmas Get the BluesWitnessWhat a Difference a Date MakesLove for SaleNever Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 1Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 2Henny Penny — Straight, No Chaser
Season 7 Hey, Look Me OverThe Case of the Libertine BelleBeauty and the BeastThat's For Me to KnowWhere's Charlie?Mother LoadDateline: MiamiThe Monkey Show, Part 1The Monkey Show, Part 2Ro$e Love$ Mile$Room SevenFrom Here to the PharmacyThe Pope's RingOld BoyfriendsGoodbye, Mr. GordonThe CommitmentsQuestions and AnswersEbbtide VI: The Wrath of StanJourney to the Center of AttentionA Midwinter Night's Dream, Part 1A Midwinter Night's Dream, Part 2Rose: Portrait of a WomanHome Again, Rose, Part 1Home Again, Rose, Part 2One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest, Part 1One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest, Part 2

References[]

  1. The Golden Girls, Season 5, Episode 7, “Not Another Monday”. Parent, Gail (writer) & Hughes, Terry (director) (November 11th, 1989)
  2. The Golden Girls, Season 3, Episode 25, "Mother's Day". Speer, Kathy and Grossman, Terry (writers) & Hughes, Terry (director) (May 7th, 1988)
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