And Then There Was One/Transcript

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"It's like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy."

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Act 1[]

ACT 1
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Dorothy: Rose, honey... have you been washing the fruit off before you eat it?
Sophia: You know, I've just realised the best reason of all to enter this walkathon.
Dorothy: What's that Ma?
Sophia: [referring to Rose] I get away from this ditz for a whole day.

Dorothy: Ma, are you sure about this?
Sophia: I'm not even sure I have these pants on right.

Bob Henderson: Here's a list of Norman's likes and dislikes.

(He hands the list to Rose, who looks it over.)

Rose: These are only dislikes.
Bob Henderson: Yeah, that's my Norman. And fortunately, for today, he's your Norman.

Blanche: (about the marathon) That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Maybe we should volunteer.
Rose: We already did.
Dorothy: What did you say?
Rose: (recoils) ...I said we already did...
Dorothy: Rose, I work all week. The last thing I want to do is walk 15 miles on a Saturday.
Rose: We won't be walking. We're gonna sit.
Blanche: Ooh, now that sounds fine, I like sitting.
Sophia: We know, it's your second-favorite position.

Act 2[]

ACT 2
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