The Engagement/Transcript


 * Dorothy: [First ever lines] I taught a class today - the finest school in Dade County. Two girls had shaved heads and three boys had green hair.
 * Coco: They're expressing themselves.
 * Dorothy: Well I expressed myself - I told them they had to leave they were too ugly to look at. Now the parents are mad. A man in a three piece suit came in and defended Tiffany - a bald girl with a nose ring. What's that?
 * Coco: Enchiladas rancheros.
 * Dorothy: Why don't you just shoot me?
 * Rose: Hi.
 * Dorothy: Oh, hi, Rose.
 * Rose: What a day. One sad person after another.
 * Dorothy: Rose, you work at grief counseling. What do you expect, comedians?